Open Thread: Cleaver Edition

by Open Thread on August 18, 2010

Hand me those asbestos gloves…
(h/t Cesca)

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Dick Albright August 20, 2010 at 11:57 am

Let’s see…mesothelioma from the abestos thru his hands and to the hamburger eaters. The meat handler’s pattie is sterilized (adios salmonella and e-coli) by the charcoal in the grill which unfurtunately adds CO and CO2 to the local climate. And “Where’s the Beef?” Right there. The kid is given advice and meat protein that improves his mind and will stay with him forever. Yum! And Beaver is upstairs with his buddy planning his next sortie. And this isn’t even “Father Knows Best”. Gosh, as I suck on my popsickle and eat my cheeseburger, I really feel good again rememberin’ those prescious days.. Oh, well, time for “Lassie”.

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