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The Babbling Baboons meets the Immovable Object
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Comments (3)
That was wunnerful~! Reminds me of the old chestnut...
Q: What is the difference between the Lawrence Welk Orchestra, and a rhinoceros?
A: The rhino has the horns up front, and the @$$hole in back!
Comment #1 Posted by: Johnny Chingas | December 6, 2008 08:18 AM
I don't get the joke.
Comment #2 Posted by: Raymond | December 6, 2008 11:46 AM
No worries, Raymond, the rhino has the horns in front, whereas the LW Orchestra has the horns in back. I trust you can make the juxtaposition for the second part.
Here's another, along those lines requiring the reader to make a juxtaposition.
Q: What is the difference between a pickpocket, and a voyeur?
A: A pickpocket snatches watches!
Robert Townsend once said, "if you don't get the joke, just ask." I have taken that to heart, and admire others who do, as well. Cheers!
Comment #3 Posted by: Johnny Chingas | December 6, 2008 02:18 PM