Jock's Neologisms 2007
1. Ware -- War for profit.
2. Governmeant -- What the U.S. government was designed to be before a small group of wealthy men turned it into a domestic extortionist and a foreign terror.
3. Foreign fallacy -- The idea that some people are foreign and need to be dealt with through policy.
4. Sodiers -- Buried soldiers.
5. Gravery -- Fatal bravery.
6. Boyalty -- Innocent loyalty.
7. Kablaughter -- The laughter of children just before they are bombed to death.
8. Bhush -- The silencing of dissent.
9. AID$ -- A global industry whose profits are generated by inducing fear of a virus that has never been isolated and by claiming epidemic-proportion deaths from a disease that has never been shown to exist.
10. Vaccinotion -- The notion that vaccines work.
11. Medicide -- Death by medicine.
12. Advertaser -- A gun built into TV sets of the future giving viewers an electric shock if they don't purchase a certain percentage of advertised products within a certain time period.
13. Yogo -- A car in which people drive up to two hours, often through heavy traffic, to get to and from a 50-minute yoga class.
14. Clerice -- A priest dressed in women's clothing.
15. Cemecherry -- The final resting place of virgins.
16. Terrytery -- The final resting place of people named Terry.
17. Slovery -- The institution of marriage.
18. Spinking -- A spanking given by a feminist man.
19. Feminit -- A person who believes that a job as a janitor, miner, driller, mechanic, or 99% of other jobs that men have traditionally performed (including advertising executive), is more fulfilling or important than motherhood.
20. Cupod -- A matchmaker who plays your song even if it changes.
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Sincerely,
Jock Doubleday
Active AIDS factualist, vaccine factualist, and 9-11 factualist
Director
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Jock Doubleday is the author of
"Spontaneous Creation:
101 Reasons Not to Have Your Baby in a Hospital, Vol 1:
A Book about Natural Childbirth and the Birth of Wisdom and Power in Childbearing Women"
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Comments (12)
clever!
my favorites are 3, 7, and 11.
Comment #1 Posted by: evan | May 3, 2007 12:55 AM
Cancer -- the medical/lab-rat/body-parts monster ...
(ever see an end to it?)
Comment #2 Posted by: Millennium Twain | May 3, 2007 12:47 PM
12,13,15,16 were the funniest to me. Number 7 was clearly the saddest one for me.
Comment #3 Posted by: Dana and Alyeska-kg6amv@yahoo.com | May 4, 2007 08:48 AM
I heard this Sunday from a friend:
Phalluscy. He didn't give it a definition but I will: patriarchy exposed. Sorry, but I didn't want to pass on the opportunity to stick it to enemy number one.
Comment #4 Posted by: Dennis Leary | May 4, 2007 12:26 PM
21. Hijocked -- A hijacked plane carrying Jock and the L.A. Lakers.
Comment #5 Posted by: Dennis Leary | May 4, 2007 12:31 PM
22. Jockshit -- A term to describe jock nonsense.
Comment #6 Posted by: Dennis Leary | May 4, 2007 12:34 PM
23. Ojaijacker -- a hacker who hijacks the Ojai Post.
Comment #7 Posted by: Dennis Leary | May 4, 2007 12:36 PM
This doesn't sound like the usually gracious, rarely profane Dennis Leary I know. I think Jock posted a cool entry. There is no need to personally attack him.
Comment #8 Posted by: Tyler | May 4, 2007 12:48 PM
23. Dimwiticisms: Dennis Leary's attempts at humor?
All in good fun, STOR!
Comment #9 Posted by: LTOR | May 4, 2007 04:04 PM
Hey, Tyler, lighten up. It wasn't an attack, just my dimwitted humor. I agree that Jock's entries were way cool. For confirmation, see my comment on Jock's 911 Jesus. What do you think, Jock? By the way, LTOR, 24 comes after 23, not 23 after 23. I may be a half-wit dim-wit but I can count to 24. Pleeeease, don't take that as an attack. It's supposed to be funny. --STOR
Comment #10 Posted by: Dennis Leary | May 6, 2007 10:24 AM
kia ora Every'One'!
glad to know that the OjaiPost is becoming a place for people to burn off their painful sugar-rushes!?
or perhaps generating mere noise, a river so-to-speak to move us all along?
or a slippery sly practice of 'reverse psychology' as it once was phrased -- "all publicity", for Jock, "being good publicity" -- shining a light on the event or personality or transformation that we are witnessing.
with that thought, I would like to thank Suza -- on the Baby RattleSnake thread -- for calling attention to dialoging on the Kundalini, the Snake of Consciousness, of immortality, of awakening.
it was brought to my attention this week that a friend, here in Goddess Moon, has become another host to CANCER -- a tumor -- that blight of our culture of death, whose skin we are still but shedding.
if there are any other such children or victimized or otherwise insulated people here in the Valley -- who ARE NOT AWARE OF THE RAW FOOD DIET, OF FASTING AND CLEANSING AND DETOXING, AND LEADING A HEALTHY LIFE -- please do contact me, or Heather McKenzie here at the OjaiPost, or any of the many alternative (true) healing guides here --
and BECOME the TOTAL LUMINOUS ~LIVING~ SPIRIT you are meant to be.
let go of all the ill and pain in your life, and move on to the WHO YOU ARE never before dreamed of.
arohanui, enfolding love,
Millennium Twain
Comment #11 Posted by: Millennium Twain | May 6, 2007 10:47 AM
Thanks for "kundalini, the snake of consciousness..." Never quite thought of it that way before.
Comment #12 Posted by: Dennis Leary | May 6, 2007 10:51 AM