Iceberg dead ahead!
Last month it was reported that the Ayles Ice Shelf— a chunk of ice about the size of Manhattan — broke clear from the coast of Ellesmere Island, about 500 miles south of the North Pole in the Canadian Arctic. Scientists cited climate change as a major reason for the event.
Meanwhile, back at Washington DC, the unseasonable warmth is pushing up spring irises and preventing the zoo’s bears from hibernating. Pretty much the only things that haven’t thawed are the minds of our nation’s leaders, who are consumed with finding the political azimuth on a way forward and out of the Iraq quagmire, where Americans and Iraqis perish and war profiteers stuff their pockets with billions in tax payer dollars. The tragic irony is that a likely raison d’etre for war, the black gold at the end of the Iraqi rainbow, is not only the fountainhead of unconscionable human suffering and hundreds of billions in American taxpayer debt, but also one of the world’s largest reserves of carbon – the stuff that causes those Manhattan-sized ice floaters adrift in the arctic.
Despite an overwhelming body of scientific evidence tying carbon emissions to global warming, a dwindling but vocal few claim that a debate still rages regarding the cause, even the reality, of global climate change. While this debate is largely confined to the air conditioned, fair and balanced cocoon of Fox News, back here on planet Earth, things are getting hot hot hot, and there is virtually no disagreement among the world’s leading (and credible) climatologists as to the cause.
A leading contender for bible for lay global warming skeptics is Michael Crichton’s fictional State of Fear. In State of Fear, a suave, super spy/scientist/Olympic athlete with the aid of his girlfriends (could someone be experiencing a mid-life crisis?) saves the world from a deadly organization of eco-terrorists (“NERF”). The diabolical NERF, more akin to James Bond’s SPECTRE than PETA, employs Dr. No-esque gadgetry to stage spectacular environmental disasters in order to frighten ordinary folk into backing (and funding) their evil scientific agenda.
After bombarding the reader with reams of cherry-picked data denying the very existence of global warming, Mr. Crichton concedes in his fine print author’s message that the Earth’s climate really is warming after all, and that the increase in atmospheric carbon dioxide is probably due to human activity. The American Association of Petroleum Geologists must have missed these little details before awarding Crichton their annual journalism award in February 2006.
The debate is over. The notion that carbon emissions have nothing to do with global warming is as dumb (and tragic) as the idea the cigarette smoking is good for you. Wasting precious time, resource, and wishful thinking on further debates and studies to confirm the reality and causes of global warming is simply rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic.
Nearly 95 years ago, Titanic lookout Frederick Fleet cried: “iceberg, dead ahead!” The crew attempted in vain to port around the berg, but the frantic last-minute jibe had no hope of saving the doomed vessel. That’s because it takes a long time to turn a big ship around. The real missed opportunity to save Titanic actually came long before, when the ship’s captain caved to the White Star Line’s captain of industry, who insisted on driving the ship at full speed, dismissing those annoying iceberg warnings. The iceberg turned out to be real after all, the unsinkable ship sank, and hundreds of people died. The story of Titanic is a parable for our times, as our present day captains of industry implore us to ignore the warnings of science and drive our carbon-emitting engines at full speed toward that iceberg, which truly is dead ahead.


Comments (10)
Clear and concise - great essay, Todd.
Comment #1 Posted by: Tyler | January 11, 2007 12:13 AM
A brilliant piece of writing. You missed your literary calling. What are you doing in business?
Comment #2 Posted by: Dennis Leary | January 11, 2007 11:37 AM
Thank you very much Dennis and Tyler, for your kind words - they are much appreciated!
In response to your question Dennis, I'm in business to pay the bills, though I have a raft of more artistic and adventurous pursuits in mind after I retire. Meanwhile, thanks to Tyler, I have this outlet for my creative side on the Post
Comment #3 Posted by: Todd Miller | January 11, 2007 12:00 PM
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I gotta apologise!
Megumi and I got carried away, you know neo-jet-set celebraties and all, dancing away there on the ice with the Emperor Penguins ...
It just broke away under us there!
If it hadn't been for our body guards and helicoptors, we would have been dumped in the frozen soup with the rest of the unfortunate party ...
Those Penguins!
Comment #4 Posted by: Millennium Twain | January 11, 2007 12:18 PM
What a relief the ice chunk wasn't caused by global warming. I though Gore was a pussy, and this proves it.
Comment #5 Posted by: Dennis Leary | January 11, 2007 02:07 PM
I forgot to dot my i's and include my t's. Add a t to though for thought. On second thought, Gore is also a socialist pimp.
Comment #6 Posted by: Dennis Leary | January 11, 2007 02:12 PM
see above
Comment #7 Posted by: probably not Dennis Leary | January 11, 2007 04:29 PM
sea above
Comment #8 Posted by: Dennis Leary | January 16, 2007 02:12 PM
Beautiful writing Todd...but I would have titled it "Iceberg NOT Dead Ahead!" Send it to the OVN...
Meanwhile, for those of us who have the intelligence to smell/see/feel the carbon, what should be done? Check out Working Assets...they have added an org. called the Carbon Fund to their list of worthy recipients of their $. What kind of energy project could we come up with in Ojai? Is anyone ready to get off the old duff and organize anything?
I am. There's so many possibilities...
Comment #9 Posted by: Sue Williamson | January 16, 2007 09:26 PM
If I had the energy, I'd help with the energy problem, but right now my energy is into drilling into the dense head of the Ojai power complex which seems to think energy equates with financial statements favoring their vested interests. Global warming is partly driven by blockheads, who when they see an iceberg up ahead, start calculating how much money could be made in ice cubes. Raising the level of intelligence is as important keeping the water levels from rising too far.
Comment #10 Posted by: Dennis Leary | January 17, 2007 03:32 PM