The Matilija Dam
Attention Ojai: We will begin demolition of that damn Matilija Dam February 1st 2007. My budget does not have room for kickbacks, bribes, red taped BS or any other unnecessary expenses. It's all about reducing overhead not increasing it, kind of a 180 from the norm.
OK Ojai, you with me so far? The workforce will all come from nearby communities as much as possible. We will use donated munitions from the obsolete inventories or our various ubiquitous military installations to take it down as neatly as those silly twin sky scapers were.
The various debris will then be recycled and used to help shore up the various troubled roads that were damaged by the recent floods.


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